Path: news.nzbot.com!not-for-mail
From: "::darkshadows::" <a@b.c>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rolex
Subject: Fat Man In The Red Suit
Organization: theshadowlands
Reply-To: any@where.org
Message-ID: <ebqon256n785nlij846agd5rq3mpfcmao6@4ax.com>
X-Newsreader: Forte Agent 4.1/32.1088
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Lines: 58
X-Complaints-To: abuse@easynews.com
X-Complaints-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly.
Date: Sun, 10 Dec 2006 20:10:06 GMT
Xref: news.nzbot.com alt.fan.rolex:2942
FAT MAN IN THE RED SUIT
Performed by :
Click for Brutal2ThEar ! Brutal2ThEar
with Terry Lawrence - guest lead vocals
INTRO:
I don't mean to be a pooper;
I am certainly no scrooge.
But if you've got to have a myth,
then don't make it quite so huge.
Ah, ... now let me see if I've got this straight:
1: So the Fat Man in the Red Suit
slithers down this skinny tube,
never gets his white trim dirty,
never even scuffs his boots.
& he gets his milk and cookies,
never finds a fireplace lit
or himself inside a furnace
with a fire inside of it.
2: So the Fat Man in the Red Suit
has these caribou that fly.
& they never show on radar
or get shot at in the sky.
& he visits every household,
bringing everybody gifts.
& he does this all in one night.
& I'm supposed to buy all this?
BRIDGE:
So many kids, so little time.
How could he get the job done?
So many kids, so little time.
& he never has a problem?
INSTRUMENTAL BREAK:
3: So the Fat Man in the Red Suit
must have independent means
to afford to pay his munchkins,
to be as generous as he seems.
So forgive my skeptic nature,
but I want to see some proof.
& now, if you'll please excuse me,
I hear something on my roof :
CODA:
Could it be the Fat Man in the Red Suit?
Or maybe Elvis in a jump suit?
But not eight reindeer with some old coot.
Oh, no! It's the Fat Man!
darkshadows
|
|