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Subject: NORTON ANTI-TERRORIST
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Date: Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:28:05 GMT
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NORTON ANTI-TERRORIST
1: I hear the choppers overhead
as their searchlights sweep the ground.
I've stockpiled extra food and stuff
just in case it all goes down.
Avoid all public gatherings,
stay away from all trains and planes.
But, as for me, I still don't see
how we'll ever be the same.
2: My daughter's dressed in camouflage
as she heads to nursery school.
My ex-wife's taking Taebo Class
just to prove that she's no fool.
My son's a martial black-belt wiz,
breaking pottery with his art.
But, as for me, I think I see
what I'll do to do my part.
CHORUS A:
I'll get Norton AntiTerrorist installed on my PC.
Norton AntiTerrorist protecting only me.
Who cares what evil's brewing as long as I'm secure.
With these militant wrong-doings,
you can never be too sure.
3: With windows cloaked in plastic sheaths
if they use a dirty bomb,
a gas mask right beneath my seat
for a chemical alarm,
an arsenal of BB guns
should they try to attack my home.
But, as for me, I'm staying free
and I know I'm not alone.
CHORUS B:
I've got Norton AntiTerrorist installed on my PC.
Norton AntiTerrorist protecting only me.
Who cares what evil's brewing as long as I'm secure.
With these militant wrong-doings,
you can never be too sure.
BRIDGE:
While a terrorist dreams of seventy virgins
after his dirty work,
could it be that we're getting just a bit jaded
after each Orange Alert?
CHORUS B:
darkshadows
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