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Subject: Too Tall For His Own Good!
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Date: Wed, 06 Dec 2006 22:00:56 GMT
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Too Tall For His Own Good!
No one fails a class anymore, they're merely "passing impaired."
You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed."
Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."
These days, a student isn't lazy. He/She's "energetically declined."
Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure
prohibitive."
Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."
Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook
experience."
You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."
You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
darkshadows
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