Two Texans were having lunch at their favorite restaurant when they
noticed
a young woman at the next table having trouble breathing. One of the
Texans
got up, walked over to her table, took her face in his big Texan hands
and
said, "Kin ya swaller?"
She shook her head 'no.'
"Kin ya breath?"
Again she shakes her head 'no.'
Suddenly, the Texan grabbed her around the waist with one of his big
Texan
hands, turned her over, pulled up her skirt, and licked her right on
the
bottom!
The young woman was so shocked that she coughed, causing the food to
dislodge!
The big Texan, straightened up her skirt, turned her right side up,
tipped
his hat and returned to his seat.
His companion sitting there, is stunned:
"I have never seen anything like that in my whole life!" he says to
his
heroic friend.
"Yep, I tell ya, that Hind Lick maneuver works every time!"
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