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Subject: Millionaires?
Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:20:18 -0800
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Jack and Tom, are having a beer in a saloon when a cowboy walks in
with an Indian's head under his arm. He hands it to the bartender, and
the bartender hands him money. The bartender turns to them and says,
"I hate Indians. Last week they burnt my barn to the ground and killed
my wife and three kids. Anybody brings me the head of an Indian, I'll
give them a thousand bucks." Jack and Tom guzzle their beers and leave
to go hunt Indians. After a while, they finally spot one. Jack throws
a rock, it hits him on the head, the Indian falls off his horse, and
rolls seventy feet down a ravine. The two cowboys make their way down
the ravine and Tom pulls out his knife to claim their trophy. Jack
says, "Tom, take a look at this." Tom says, "Not now, I'm busy." Jack
says, "I really think you should have a look." Tom says, "Asshole,
can't you see I'm busy? I've got a thousand dollars in my hand." Jack
says, "Please, Tom, take a look." Tom looks up at the top of the
ravine, and there's five thousand Indians standing there. Tom says,
"Fuck! We're gonna be millionaires!"
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