A guy named Benny is sitting in a bar mouthing off that he knows
everybody. So his buddy bets $10 the next person to walk in the bar
didn't know him. Somebody walks in the bar and says "Hey Benny what's
up?" so the guy then bets him $100 he doesn't know the first person
they see outside walking down the street. So they go outside and see
some coming up to the bar and says "Hey Benny how are things going?".
Flustered the guy bets him $500 he doesn't know the President. So they
drive up to the white house and the security guard says "Benny you
know you can't just show up here like this." Then a limo pulls up with
the president in it and he rolls down the window and says "Hey Benny
how have you been?" So then he bets him $1000 he doesn't know the
Pope. So they take a plane down to Rome and he says" Ok now watch up
there on that balcony I'm gonna come out there with the Pope." So he
goes up there and looks down to see his friend pass out. He goes down
there and says "Are you that surprised that I know the Pope?" he goes
"No somebody walked behind me and said who's that guy up there with
Benny!"
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