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Subject: Re: Fun at Wall-Mart
Date: 1 Nov 2006 00:19:01 -0600
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In article <kJK1h.117184$bL1.114585@fe04.news.easynews.com>, Rolex
<rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
> 1. Take boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
> weren't looking.
>
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5- minute intervals.
I actually tried something like that. Well, I had time.
But, it didn't work out.
> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
Well, I once dropped a big jar of mayonnaise on the floor at the
checkout line and it exploded all over. The lady next in line said it
was lucky it wasn't spaghetti sauce.
Well, THAT happened a week later. :-(
Does that count?
I try to buy the plastic jars now.
But even in plastic, carbonated soft drinks can still explode when you
drop them. I KNOW this. :-(
Does cause some interesting excitement, though. :-)
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in
> house wares..... And watched what happens.
>
> 5. Go to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
>
> 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
Someone else must have had this idea, because I actually have seen this.
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you will
> invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
>
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and asks Why can't
> you people just leave me alone?'
>
> 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and picked your
> nose.
I often wonder how the watchers, if there actually are any, stay awake.
> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he
> knows where the antidepressants are.
>
> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
> Impossible" theme.
Sorry, my darting days are long past.
But I wouldn't mind having a Hummer...
> 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using 2 different
> size funnels.
>
> 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell "PICK ME!"
> "PICK ME!"
I sort of did that a few times, a little.
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
> position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
Well, I usually just make snide comments and jokes about what I think
they might have said to the people they just deafened.
> 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and waited a while; then, yelled,
> very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
So I'm not pervect!
Y Not :-)
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