City boy goes Hunting
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The
farmer
lent the boy his gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals.
The city boy headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed to creep
into range and finally shot it. Not knowing anything about animals,
the
boy didn't know what he'd killed so he ran to the farmhouse and
described
his kill to the farmer.
"It had two saggy tits, a beard, a hard head and it stunk like hell!"
said
the boy.
"Oh, damn!" said the farmer. "You've shot the wife!"
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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