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Subject: Truely Pissed Off
Date: Thu, 19 Oct 2006 17:40:59 -0500
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If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down
when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first
date or not! We have all had bad dates.... but this takes the cake.
This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays.
This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the
audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever
had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was
absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the guy had
taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was
a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly
had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful
until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving
back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she
should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a restroom and in the
middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which
she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop
and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his
car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked
her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good
footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady
herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for
traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As
she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen
to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage
her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a
brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and
yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns
about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was
"freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around
the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as
she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too,
got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves,
they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation
was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would
take something ho t to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy
metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first
place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her
free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded
to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize
hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought
your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment, "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed
off."
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