On 18 Oct 2006 02:22:02 -0500, "::Y-Not::"
<%+15$-Y-Not@here-and.there> wrote:
>In article <1r6aj29p9lpio39omhlvj6r5bimrl0bbeo@4ax.com>,
>::darkshadows:: wrote:
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>> Help Wanted
>>
>> A Help Wanted sign said: "Must be a good typist and be good with a
>> computer. Successful applicant must be bilingual. We are an Equal
>> Opportunity Employer."
>>
>> A short time later, a lovely golden retriever dog trotted up to the
>> window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist
>> and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it,
>> whined and pawed the air.
>>
>> The receptionist called the office manager. He was surprised, to say
>> the least, to see a canine applicant. However, the dog looked
>> determined, so he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up
>> on a chair and stared at the manager expectantly.
>>
>> The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you must be able to
>> type."
>>
>> The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to quickly
>> type a perfect business letter. He took out the page and trotted over
>> to the manager, gave it to him, then jumped back up on the chair.
>>
>> The manager was stunned, but told the dog, "That was fantastic, but
>> I'm sorry. The sign clearly says that whoever I hire has to be good
>> with a computer."
>>
>> The dog jumped down again, went to the computer and proceeded to
>> demonstrate his expertise with various programs, produced a sample
>> spreadsheet and database, then presented them to the manager.
>>
>> The manager was dumbfounded!
>>
>> He said to the dog, "Hey, I realize that you are a very intelligent
>> applicant and have fantastic talent, but you're a dog. No way could I
>> hire you."
>>
>> The dog jumped down and went to the sign in the window and pointed his
>> paw at the words, "Equal Opportunity Employer."
>>
>> The exasperated manager said, "Yes, I know what the sign says, but the
>> sign also says you have to be bilingual."
>>
>>
>> The dog looked him straight in the eye and said,
>>
>>
>> "Meow."
>>
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>I LOVE this one!
>I have to share this with CH and XBF.
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>Y Not
Woof...woof...meow!
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