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Subject: FACT OF LIFE - GENDER
Date: Sun, 15 Oct 2006 09:40:44 -0500
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FACT OF LIFE - GENDER
1. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
because the average man can see better than he can think.
2. Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1
for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
4. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument.
5. Women look to one man to satisfy her every need. Men look to
every woman to satisfy his one need.
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