Ring a ring o' RAGWORT!
Is Silver Nitrate love-distraught
Posting pansies & posies
And poncey flowering rosies?
Ring a ring o' BUTTERCUPS
Yer fink I'm needing pick-me-ups
Just cos I been lousied
All around the houses.
Ring a ring o' GERANIUMS
I got weapons grade uranium
A somewhat swollen cranium,
And ain't cared if scoffers put me down.
Ring a ring o' CARNATIONS
Sod the U-nited Nations!
Let's bomb all frigging trolls
Atishoo! Atishoo! & they all fall down
Ring a ring o' FLOWERS
In three quart-ers of an hour
I'll be dining at me local
Knocking Guinness down
Ring a ring o' ORNAMENTAL GRASSES,
Can't tell our elbows from our arses,
But no one cares a hoot for us
So ALL CALM DOWN!
Mephi
P.S. And I knows them ain't real flowers. You been round at yer
granny's taking pictures of her wallpaper.
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