YOU JUST MIGHT BE A HOMESCHOOLER IF....
... the only thing you can find to go with your plaid slacks is your
polka-dot suspenders and striped shirt
... your yearbook is also your baby book
... you consider school work after lunch to be cruel and unusual
punishment
... you think a pep rally is trying to race your dog "Pep"
... your social life is viewed by others to be one rung below that of
a Benedictine monk
... you think homecoming day is any day you come home
... your bell for classes is your mom's baking timer
... your basketball championship game consists of a one on one grudge
match between your dad and your brother
... your school mascot is a chia pet
... Bill Gothard's birthday is a school holiday
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