WORK EVALUATIONS
Here top ten comments taken from actual work performance evaluations
10. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and
shows signs of starting to dig."
9. "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid
curiosity."
8. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
7. "This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
definitely won't be."
6. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat
in a trap."
5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that this is only to change
which ever foot was previously in there."
4. "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
3. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
2. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them."
*Bonus Pick hit: "This employee should go far-and the sooner he
starts, the better."
And the #1, Top Ten comment taken from actual work performance
evaluations:
1. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
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