On Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:39:29 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>Twin sisters in St.Luke's Nursing Home were turning one hundred years
>old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over
>there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. One of the twins
>was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the
>photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.
>
>The deaf sister said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
>"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other.
>"Now get a little closer together," said the cameraman.
>Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
>"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE." So they wiggled up close to each
>other.
>"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the
>photographer.
>Yet again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
>"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
>With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out,
>"OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US?"
Say what?
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