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Date: Sun, 08 Oct 2006 16:40:41 GMT
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I refuse to twinkle, keep quiet and sleep with others or say goodbye to
anyone whilst London Bridge is having problems. Lucy Locket should not wear
jewellry whilst precariously balancing on a see-saw holding John Browns
baby wailing about seeing parrots sitting on the old grey mares back and
trying to avoid the noise of Aitkins drum being beaten thereby preventing
baby from being rocked to sleep whilst thoughtless aussies sing about some
dancing harlot cavorting by a billabong with three little grunters and
grunting about their happiness at the moon being religiously observed, and
3 three men trying to navigate the billabong in a tub during the singing of
a lullaby in a smoky atmosphere whilst on their way to market to purchase
more grunters from a pig selling crooked man wanting to sell quickly so he
can go home to Mow his lawn before the North wind blows the rain in, in
order that the girl on the mountain does not get lost as she searches for
the mountain lake where her beloved is trying to row ashore in his leaking
boat with a yellow rose painted on the stern, representing the Duke of
York, who is angry that the rose is yellow and not white, during which time
his son is off to buy a pet but unsure if he has enough money to pay the
farmer in the dell so the farmer can purchase new shoes in order that he
can skip to his Lou in new footwear to take her to play bingo at the Ring-
a-Rose bingo hall, where oranges and lemons, with other citrus fruits are
available for thirst quenching after shouting a winning line.
Mercury.
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