Be Well Informed!!
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he
stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling
the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him
and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest was
flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his
hand.
Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once
again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" Once again the priest
apologized, "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance
and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed
to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129.
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story:
Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great
opportunity
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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