In article <451c3a06.36966309.qmail@nym.alias.net>, ::KidHacker NP-b54
<kidhacker@nym.alias.net> wrote:
> On 24 Sep 2006 22:39:32 GMT, Yenc@power-post.org (::darkshadows::)
> wrote:
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> :>=ybegin part=1 line=128 size=5532740 name=Matrix Karate
> :>=ypart begin=1 end=249600
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> ROTFLMLBO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> OK, Y, what would *you* do with a cow that's a Black Belt?
>
> 'Scuse me... I've gotta go watch this one again. Tooooooo funny!
>
> KH NP-b54
>
>
> PS... Thanks, darkperson!
>
I didn't download it until I read your post.
Since it doesn't have a file extension, I tacked on the usual suspects,
but none of them worked. So, if you could let me know what kind of file
it is, I might actually be able to view it. Or not. :-/
But to address your question, someone already HAS dealt with such a
thing, sort of.
There was a Karateka, Mas Oyama who DID face a rampaging bull, so the
story goes, in a public street, in Japan, not long after WWII. He
severely ah, tenderized it, after chopping it's horns off, before it
finally dropped and expired.
Mas Oyama was possibly the toughest martial artist of his time, and the
hardest hitter. So were many of his students in the school he later
founded. One of the differences of his art, is that his students
practice taking the strongest punches. Ah, ouch!
Also, the competitions his school puts on are very different from amy
other kind of competition, in that it's full contact, with some
restrictions, with almost no protection, and there are NO weight or
belt divisions!
Y Not
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