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Subject: Ashes
Date: Fri, 22 Sep 2006 18:13:11 -0500
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An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she
had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second,
she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart. "Wal-Mart?" the preacher
exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?" "Then I'll b e sure my daughters visit me
twice a week "
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