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From: ::darkshadows::
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Subject: Re: Grandma banging
Date: Wed, 20 Sep 2006 21:04:37 -0500
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On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 00:32:13 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
>
>Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up
>and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa
>went to heaven?"
>
>Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and
>watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the
>comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
>
>Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started
>adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she
>started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
>
>The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,
>there stood Grandma's minister.
>
>The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
>
>The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
Good one! Thanx Rolex.
darkshadows
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