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Subject: Three Women in Mexico...
Date: Fri, 15 Sep 2006 18:45:12 -0500
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Three Women in Mexico...
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college
graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are
to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what
they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is
asked if she has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from
Brigham Young University and believe in the almighty power of God to
intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and
nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their
knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words.
"I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the
power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw
the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall
to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well,
I'm from the University of Kentucky and just graduated with a degree
in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't
gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in.
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