Man Walks Into A Bar
A man walks into a bar and yells "Bartender, give me twenty shots of
your best single malt scotch!"
The bartender pours the shots and the man drinks them down one at a
time, as fast as he can.
The bartender says "Wow, I never saw anyone drink that fast" The man
replies by saying, "Well, you'd drink fast if you had what I have" The
bartender says "Oh my god, what do you have??!!"
The man says "Fifty cents"
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