On Sun, 10 Sep 2006 20:06:54 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@astraweb.com> wrote:
>3 Wishes
>
>Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along
>the beach together one day.
>
>They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each
>one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie.
>
>The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was
>a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish
>for all eternity."
>
>So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "FOOM" the oceans were teaming with
>fish.
>
>The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England,
>protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity."
>
>Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "POOF" there was a huge wall around
>England.
>
>The Irishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
>
>The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick,
>protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
>
>The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
Gotta love the Irish!!! :-D
darkshadows
"Top of the day to ye Rolex!"
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