He Said/She Said
Here are some "He Said" "She Said" British Jokes
He said...I don't know why you wear a bra;
you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
He said...Do you love me just because
my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you
no matter who left you the money.
He said..."This coffee isn't fit for a pig!"
She said..."No problem, I'll get you some that is."
She said...What do you mean by
coming home half drunk?
He said...It's not my fault...
I ran out of money.
He said...Since I first laid eyes on you,
I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.
He said...You have a flat chest and
need to shave your legs,
have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She said...No, have you?
He said...Why do you women always try
to impress us with your looks,
not with your brains?
She said...Because there is a bigger chance
that a man is a moron than he is blind.
He said...What have you been doing with all
the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
He said...Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do,
leave the hallway light on.
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