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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: Who wears the pants?
Date: Sat, 24 Sep 2005 21:42:58 -0500
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Who wears the pants?
A young couple gets married and on the first night the husband, a big
man takes off his trousers and throws them to his wife and says, "Put
these on".
She puts them on and says "Heh, I can't wear these, they are too big
for me" to which he replies "That's right!" and "Don't forget it - I'm
the man who wears the trousers in this family"
With that young wife takes off her knickers and says, "Try these on".
He only gets as far as putting them over one knee to find he cannot
fit into them and says "Hell - I can't get into your knickers" to
which she responds "Yes and you won't unless your goddamn attitude
changes!"
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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