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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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Subject: Infatuation
Date: Tue, 20 Sep 2005 20:53:33 -0500
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Infatuation
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old
students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little
Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"
"I'm in love," the boy replied.
Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
"With you," he said.
"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's
true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a
child."
"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a rubber."
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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