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Subject: Third Grade
Date: Sat, 17 Sep 2005 21:11:53 -0500
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Third Grade
It was the first day of third grade in a new town for Little
Johnny. As a test, his teacher went around the room and asked each of
the students to count to 50. Some did very well, counting as high as
Johnny, however, did extremely well; he counted past 50, right up to
100 without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home and told
his Dad how well he had done.
son."
The next day, in Language Class, the teacher asked the students to
through without much trouble. Some made it to S or T, but Little
Johnny rattled off the alphabet perfectly right to the end. That
evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his
new school.
Alabama, son."
The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking
showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade,
he seemed overly "well endowed." This confused him. That night he told
his dad, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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