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From: Daytek <Daytek@isp.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rolex
Subject: Re: MIldred & Earl
Date: 22 Jul 2006 21:46:05 -0500
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On 19 Jul 2006, "Rolex" <rolex@twebmaster.com> mumbled words that [insert
positive appreciation saying here]:
> Mildred and Earl
>
> Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl,
> so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death.
>
> Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out
> Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself
> symbolically in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first
> place.
>
> Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden
> to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's exact
> location.
>
> "Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just slightly
> below your left breast. Why do you ask?"
>
> She hung up without answering.
>
> Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
> wound to her left knee.
>
>
>
....(groan).... I had to read it 3 times before I got the last line.
Good one!
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