Modern Medicine.........
A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking
for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That is nothing, we can take
a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work
in
four weeks." A British doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced
that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and
have them both looking for work in two weeks." The Texas doctor not to be
outdone, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of
Texas; put him
in the White House and now half the country is looking for work."
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Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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