Subject: A funny
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Date: Fri, 30 Jun 2006 12:52:45 -0700
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THE MOMMY TEST I was out walking with my 4 year
old son. He picked up something off the ground and
started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away
from him and I asked him not to do that. "Why?" my
son asked. "Because it's been laying outside, you
don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably
has germs" I replied. At this point, my son looked
at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do
you know all this stuff?" "Uh," ...I was thinking
quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the
Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let
you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or
3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new
information. "OH... I get it!" he beamed, "So if you
don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face
and joy in my heart.
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