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Date: Sat, 24 Jun 2006 22:56:33 GMT
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One day I had a date for lunch with friends. Mae, a little old "blue hair"
about 80 years old, came along with them---All in all, a pleasant bunch.
When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups,
except for Mae who said, "Ice Cream, please. Two scoops, chocolate."
I wasn't sure my ears heard right, and the others were aghast. "Along with
heated apple pie," Mae added, completely unabashed. We tried to act quite
nonchalant, as if people did this all the time. But when our orders were
brought out, I didn't enjoy mine. I couldn't take my eyes off Mae as her pie
a-la-mode went down. The other ladies showed dismay They ate their lunches
silently and frowned.
The next time I went out to eat, I called and invited Mae. I lunched on
white meat tuna. She ordered a parfait. I smiled. She asked if she amused
me. I answered, "Yes, you do, but also you confuse me. How come you order
rich desserts, while I feel I must be sensible?
She laughed and said, with wanton mirth, "I'm tasting all that's possible. I
try to eat the food I need, and do the things I should. But life's so short,
my friend, I hate missing out on something good. This year I realized how
old I was. (She grinned) I haven't been this old before."
"So, before I die, I've got to try those things that for years I had
ignored. I haven't smelled all the flowers yet. There are too many books I
haven't read. There's more fudge sundaes to wolf down and kites to be flown
overhead. There are many malls I haven't shopped. I've not laughed at all
the jokes. I've missed a lot of Broadway hits and potato chips and cokes. I
want to wade again in water and feel ocean spray on my face. I want to sit
in a country church once more and thank God for His grace. I want peanut
butter every day spread on my morning toast. I want UN-timed long distance
calls to the folks I love the most. I haven't cried at all the movies yet,
or walked in the morning rain. I need to feel wind in my hair. I want to
fall in love again. So, if I choose to have dessert, instead of having
dinner, then should I die before night fall, I'd say I died a winner,
because I missed out on nothing. I filled my heart's desire. I had that
final chocolate mousse before
my life expired."
With that, I called the waitress over. "I've changed my mind," I said. "I
want what she is having, only add some more whipped cream!"
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