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Date: Fri, 23 Jun 2006 23:02:06 GMT
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A rich executive and a factory worker happened
to be sitting next to each other at a bar.
The factory worker overheard the rich guy tell
the bartender he just had celebrated his 25th
year wedding anniversary last week.
With nothing else better to do, the factory worker
told the rich guy he himself also was married
25 years, and asked the rich guy what he got
his wife for their anniversary.
The rich man replied
"I got my wife a 5 carat diamond ring encircled
with emeralds that I designed myself with the jeweler
...and I got her a new Mercedes.
"The bartender asked why he got her 2 presents,
as either one would have been more than sufficient.
The rich guy said
"I figured if she didn't like the ring, she
could go back to the jewelry store in
style to exchange it".
The factory worker said he also got his wife
2 presents for their anniversary this year.
He said "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The bartender again interjected on the
conversation to ask why such a choice of gifts.
To which the factory worker replied;
"I figured if she didn't like the slippers
she could go fuck herself."
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