Subject: Saving a buck
From: The Bear NP-g13 <thebear@cave.com>
Date: Sat, 17 Jun 2006 12:48:16 -0700
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A couple, both age 67, went to a sex therapist's office. The
doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple
finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the
way you have intercourse," and charged them $50. This
happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an
appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the
doctor, then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying
to find out?"
The old man said, "We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house; I'm married and
we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90; the
Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50, and I get $43
back from Medicare."
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