A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab
driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is
staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want
to offend you".
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as
old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a
chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that
there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find
offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She
responds,
"Well, let's see what we can do about that:
1, you have to be single and
2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single
and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun
fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm
married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin, and I'm going to
a Halloween party."
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