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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <lilstinker@pu.net>
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Subject: There ain't no justice in the world
Date: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 21:43:09 -0500
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There ain't no justice in the world
Once upon a time.....there was a little old man who really took care
of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One
morning he looked into a mirror and was admiring his body when he
noticed that he was suntanned over his entire body with the exception
of his penis. He decided to do something about it. He jogged to the
beach, completely undresses and buried himself in the sand except for
his penis.
Just then two little old ladies were strolling along the beach, one
walking with a cane. Upon seeing this thing sticking out of the sand,
she began to move it about with her cane. She remarked to the other
old lady:
"There ain't hardly no justice in the world".
The other little old lady asked: "What do you mean by that?"
"Well", she said,
"When I was 15, I was curious about it."
"When I was 20, I enjoyed it."
"When I was 30, I asked for it."
"When I was 40, I begged for it."
"When I was 50, I paid for it."
"When I was 60, I prayed for it."
"When I was 70, I forgot about it."
"And now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old
to squat."
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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