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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <lilstinker@pu.net>
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Subject: The Pope
Date: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 21:43:05 -0500
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The Pope
The Pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors, all of
whom could not figure out how to cure him.
Finally he was brought to an old physician, who stated that he could
figure it out. After about an hour's examination he came out and told
the cardinals that he knew what was wrong.
He said that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder of the
testicles.
He said that the goods news was that all the pope had to do to be
cured was to have sex.
Well, this was not good news to the cardinals, who argued about it at
length. Finally they went to the pope with the doctor and explained
the situation.
After some thought, the pope stated, "I agree, but under four
conditions." The cardinals were amazed and there arose quite an
uproar.
Over all of the noise there arose a single voice that asked, "And what
are the four conditions?"
The room stilled. There was a long pause...
The pope replied,
"First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with whom she is
having sex.
"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is
having sex.
"And third she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out with
who she is having sex, she can tell no one."
After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And the fourth
condition?"
The pope smiled and replied, "Big tits."
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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