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Subject: Tennis Elbow
Date: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 21:43:03 -0500
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Tennis Elbow
One day, Ken complained to his friend, 'My elbow really hurts. I guess
I should see a Doctor.'
His friend offered, 'Don't do that! There's a computer at the chemists
that can diagnose anything, quicker than a doctor. Simply put in a
sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and
Ken figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine
sample and went to the chemists. Finding the computer, he poured in
noises and the various lights started flashing. After a brief pause
out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed:
You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water.
Avoid heavy labour.
It will be better in two weeks.
Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was
and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if
this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed
together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples
from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the
concoction. He went back to the chemists, located the machine, poured
usual noise and printed out the following analysis:
Your tap water is too hard
Get a water softener
Your dog has worms
Give him vitamins
Your daughter's using cocaine
Put her in a rehabilitation clinic
Your wife's pregnant - twin girls
They aren't yours
Get a lawyer
And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get
better.
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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