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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <lilstinker@pu.net>
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Subject: Screwed
Date: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 21:43:02 -0500
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Screwed
A young woman in New York City was severely depressed so she decided
to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.
She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water
when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier
crying.
He took pity on her and said,
"Look, you've got a lot to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning
and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care
of you and bring you food every day."
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added,
"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? That night,
the sailor brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they
made passionate love until dawn. This continued every night of the
trip. Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was
discovered by the captain.
"What are you doing here?" the Captain asked. "I have an arrangement
with one of the sailors," she explained.
"I get food and a trip to Europe and he's screwing me."
"He sure is, lady," the Captain said. "This is the Staten Island
Ferry."
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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