"Rolex" <rolex@twebmaster.com> wrote in news:Ig1hg.58405$Bl.29528
@fe03.news.easynews.com:
> After digging to a depth of 100 metres last year, Russian scientists
> found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the
> conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one
> thousand years ago.
>
> So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists
> dug 200 metres and headlines in the US papers read: "US scientists have
> found traces of silica, indicating 2000 year old optical fibres, and
> have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech
> digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."
>
> One week later, the British newspapers reported the following: "After
> digging as deep as 500 metres, British scientists have found absolutely
> nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were
> already using wireless technology.
>
>
OH!! Discovered at last! I wondered where I dropped the damned thing after
the cretin who invented the wheel ran over me!!
Mercury.
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