On Wed, 31 May 2006 22:30:43 GMT, "Rolex" <rolex@twebmaster.com>
wrote:
>FEMALE POEM
>
>I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
>One who loves to listen all day long,
>One who thinks before he speaks,
>One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
>
>I want him to be gainfully employed,
>And when I spend his cash, not be annoyed.
>Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
>Massages my back and begs to do more.
>
>Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind,
>and knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
>I want this man to love me to no end,
>And forever be my very best friend.
>
>
>MALE POEM
>
>I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
>with huge boobs who owns a
>liquor store and a fishing boat.
>I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
Typical male. Hah!
Darn good, Rolex. I like it.
Mephi
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