Angus Broon of Glasgow
Angus Broon of Glasgow comes to the little lady of the house
exclaiming "Maggie, cud ya be sewin on a wee button thats come off of
me fly I canny button me pants."
"Oh Angus...I've got me hands in the dishpan, go up the stairs and see
if Mrs. MacDonald could be helpin ya with it"
About 5 minutes later there's a terrible crash, a bang, a bit of
yelling and the sound of a body falling doon the stairs.
Walking back in the door with a blackend eye and a bloody nose comes
Angus. The little lady looks at him and says "My god, what in hells
name happened to you? Did you ask her like I told you?"
"Aye" says Angus.."I asked her to sew on the wee button an she did,
everything was goin fine but when she bent doon to bite off the wee
thread... Mr. MacDonald walked in...
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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