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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <lilstinker@pu.net>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.rolex
Subject: Keep off the grass
Date: Wed, 07 Sep 2005 21:01:38 -0500
Organization: StinkersRus
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A nurse from England was on duty in the emergency department, when a
punk rocker entered. This young woman had purple hair styled into a
mohawk, a variety of tattoos and strange clothing.
It was determined that the patient had acute appendicitis and was
scheduled for immediate surgery.
When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff
found that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it was a
tattoo reading: "keep off the grass."
After the prep and the surgery, the surgeon added a small note to the
dressing which said: "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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