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Date: Thu, 25 May 2006 19:02:34 GMT
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.
Walking up behind her he says, "Hi, there, good lookin'! How's it going?"
Having already downed a few power drinks she turned around, faced him,
looked him straight in the eye and said, .
.. "Listen! I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in
the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up,
sitting down, naked, with clothes on, dirty, clean, it just doesn't matter
to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college.....
I just flat-ass love it!"
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer, too!
What firm are you with?"
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Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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