Four kinds of Sex
The first is Smurf Sex - This happens during the honeymoon period of a
relationship, you keep doing it and doing it, until you're blue in the
face.
The second is Kitchen Sex - This is at the beginning of your marriage,
you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, anyplace, even in the kitchen.
The third kind is Bedroom Sex - You've calmed down a bit, perhaps you
have had some kids, so you have to do it in the bedroom. The fourth
kind is
Hallway Sex - This is where you pass each other in the hallway, look
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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