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Date: Mon, 22 May 2006 20:44:41 GMT
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A very elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small
tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
time we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind this tavern
where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."
"Yes" she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it
for old time's sake?"
"Ooooooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this,
having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on
them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk haltingly along,
leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops
this trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old
man moves in. Suddenly, they erupt into the most furious sex that the
watching policeman has ever seen.
They are bucking and jumping like young teenagers. This goes on for about
forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhhh God!" He's hanging on to her hips for
dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both
collapse panting on the ground and laid there still.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life
that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back
on.
The policeman, still watching, thinks that was truly amazing - he was going
like a train! I've got to ask him what his secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else! You must
have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must
have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"
The old man says, "Sixty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
--
Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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