By popular demand by the exponents of T-Bone steaks, nodding donkeys,
gushing oil wells, long mmmmooooooing longhorns and sick jokes, the one and
only Elaine Paige will give her wonderful rendering of STAGES. You are
required by protocol to remain in your seats, even should the urge to
urinate come upon you during the performance. No patron will be allowed to
leave the auditorium during this performance, given at great length by this
singer who has been likened to thick cream slowly oozing from a broken jar.
Mercury.
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