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Subject: Re: Laugh and be damned!!
Date: 20 May 2006 03:59:02 -0500
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In article <Xns97C8439259A82Olympusorg@140.99.99.130>, WingedMessenger
<Boy@Flying.high> wrote:
> Lil Stinker <anywhere@uwant2.net> wrote in
> news:Xns97C7C8221CF4F1op34j6jrgjuarp34ju6@140.99.99.130:
>
> > WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high> wrote in
> > news:Xns97C78883DBAE5Olympusorg@140.99.99.130:
> >
> >> What is a sick joke?
> >> Something that comes up in conversation.
> >>
> >> What is green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?
> >> Koala vomit.
> >>
> >> Why did Piglet look in the toilet?
> >> He was looking for Pooh.
> >>
> >> What do you get if you sit under a cow?
> >> A flat had (Texans take note LOL).
> >
> > Why would you even do such a thing? Unless you are a Brit.
> >
> >
> >> What is the soft stuff between a sharks teeth?
> >> A slow swimmer.
> >>
> >> Mommy, Mommy can I lick the bowl?
> >> NO! flush it like everyone else.
> >>
> >> Who is the best dancer at a monster party?
> >> The boogie man!.
> >>
> >> What is the difference between a maggot and a cockroach?
> >> Cockroaches crunch more when yo eat them.
> >>
> >> I just got a bunch of flowers for my wife!
> >> Great swop.
> >>
> >> What do you give a sick elephant?
> >> A very big paper bag.
> >
> > Now who's picking on the elephants?
> >
> >
> >> Why do gas stations always lock their toilets?
> >> Theya re afraid someone might clean them!
> >
> > You have a thing for toilets? Third potty joke so far.
> >
> >
> >> What do you do if your nose goes on strike?
> >> Picket!
> >>
> >> What does a boy monster do when a girl monster rolls her eyes at him?
> >> He rolls them back to her!
> >>
> >> Little Monster:- I hate my teachers guts!
> >> Mom Monster:- Then just eat around them!
> >>
> >> Little Monster:- Should I eat my fries with my fingers?
> >> Mom Monster:- No, eat them seperately!
> >>
> >> Mom, everyone at school calls me a werewolf
> >> Don't worry about it, go to the bathroom and comb your face.
> >>
> >> Mom vampire to boy vampire:- hurry up and drink your blood before it
> >> clots.
> >>
> >> How can you tell when a moth farts?
> >> He flies straight for a second.
> >>
> >> How do you make a tissue dance?
> >> Put some boogie into it!
> >>
> >> What is the difference between school meals and a pile of slugs?
> >> School meals are on plates!
> >>
> >> What colour is a hiccup?
> >> Burple!
> >>
> >> A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night.
> >> "There's a burglar in the kitchen eating the cake I made this morning"
> >> "Who should I call?" asked her husband. "The police or an ambulance?"
> >>
> >> My cousin spent a fortune on deodorant until he found out people just
> >> didn't like him!
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> You aint read nothing yet.
> >>
> >> Mercury.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >
> >
>
> You are not going to get away with your comments and therefore I shall
> post many more, with the compliments of my little nephews schoolboy joke
> book. You have been warned OH horned one LOL.
>
> Mercury.
I figured that's where they came from.
Y Not :-)
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