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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <lilstinker@pu.net>
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Subject: 3 Quickies
Date: Tue, 06 Sep 2005 20:02:40 -0500
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There was a boy and a girl having a bath in a bathtub, The girl looks
down and says "Can i touch it" the boy replies"NO WAY, you already
broke yours off!!!
The other morning I took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What
the hell?" I said to myself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when I
shook them out. "April," I hollered into the bathroom, "why did you
put talcum powder in my underwear?" She shot back: "It's not talcum
powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'."
Judi decided she wanted to become a nurse. Her first day at the
hospital she was given several patients to bathe and
change their beds. Her instructor arrived in the room just in time to
hear the male patient give a howl of pain. The teacher took Judi to
one side and said. "When we make the beds, we gently turn the patient
to one side and push the
sheets up against his back. We then roll him over on the other side
and pull the sheets firm. "We do NOT pick him up by his penis and
shove the sheets under him."
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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