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Date: Fri, 19 May 2006 00:40:24 GMT
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WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high> wrote in
news:Xns97C78883DBAE5Olympusorg@140.99.99.130:
> What is a sick joke?
> Something that comes up in conversation.
>
> What is green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?
> Koala vomit.
>
> Why did Piglet look in the toilet?
> He was looking for Pooh.
>
> What do you get if you sit under a cow?
> A flat had (Texans take note LOL).
Why would you even do such a thing? Unless you are a Brit.
> What is the soft stuff between a sharks teeth?
> A slow swimmer.
>
> Mommy, Mommy can I lick the bowl?
> NO! flush it like everyone else.
>
> Who is the best dancer at a monster party?
> The boogie man!.
>
> What is the difference between a maggot and a cockroach?
> Cockroaches crunch more when yo eat them.
>
> I just got a bunch of flowers for my wife!
> Great swop.
>
> What do you give a sick elephant?
> A very big paper bag.
Now who's picking on the elephants?
> Why do gas stations always lock their toilets?
> Theya re afraid someone might clean them!
You have a thing for toilets? Third potty joke so far.
> What do you do if your nose goes on strike?
> Picket!
>
> What does a boy monster do when a girl monster rolls her eyes at him?
> He rolls them back to her!
>
> Little Monster:- I hate my teachers guts!
> Mom Monster:- Then just eat around them!
>
> Little Monster:- Should I eat my fries with my fingers?
> Mom Monster:- No, eat them seperately!
>
> Mom, everyone at school calls me a werewolf
> Don't worry about it, go to the bathroom and comb your face.
>
> Mom vampire to boy vampire:- hurry up and drink your blood before it
> clots.
>
> How can you tell when a moth farts?
> He flies straight for a second.
>
> How do you make a tissue dance?
> Put some boogie into it!
>
> What is the difference between school meals and a pile of slugs?
> School meals are on plates!
>
> What colour is a hiccup?
> Burple!
>
> A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night.
> "There's a burglar in the kitchen eating the cake I made this morning"
> "Who should I call?" asked her husband. "The police or an ambulance?"
>
> My cousin spent a fortune on deodorant until he found out people just
> didn't like him!
>
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>
> You aint read nothing yet.
>
> Mercury.
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