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Subject: Re: Martian Sex
Date: Mon, 05 Sep 2005 21:32:46 -0400
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In article <g5iph1tl565ahud3rl01h29eov6iufeve7@4ax.com>, Lil Stinker
NP-g07 <lilstinker@pu.net> wrote:
> Martian Sex
>
> Mike and Maureen landed on Mars after accumulating enough frequent
> flier miles. They met a Martian couple and were talking about all
> sorts of things.
>
> Mike asked if Mars had a stock market, if they had laptop computers,
> and how they made money, Finally, Maureen brought up the subject of
> sex.
>
> "Just how do you guys do it?" asked Maureen.
>
> The male Martian responded, "Pretty much the way you do."
>
> A discussion ensued, and finally the couples decided to swap partners
> for the night.
>
> Maureen and the male Martian went off to a bedroom where the Martian
> stripped. Maureen was disappointed to find that he had a teeny weeny
> member, about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.
>
> "I don't think this is going to work," said Maureen. "Why?" he asked.
> "What's the matter?"
>
> "Well," she replied, "it's just not long enough to reach me!"
>
> "No problem," he said, and proceeded to slap his forehead with his
> palm. With each slap, his member grew until it was impressively long.
>
> "Well," she said, "that's quite impressive, but it's still pretty
> narrow."
>
> "No problem," he said, and started pulling his ears. With each pull,
> his member grew wider and wider.
>
> "Wow!" she exclaimed. They fell into bed and made mad, passionate
> love.
>
> The next day, the couples joined their normal partners and went their
> separate ways.
>
> As they walked along, Mike asked, "Well, was it any good?"
>
> "I hate to say it," said Maureen, "but it was pretty wonderful. How
> about you?"
>
> "It was horrible," he replied. "All I got was a headache. She kept
> slapping my forehead and pulling my ears."
>
>
> Lil Stinker
> "just havin' fun!"
CH's former BF is online, so I sent him this as soon as I saw it.
BECAUSE, he slaps his forehead a lot. :-)
Thanks for posting.
Take care,
Y Not
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